jackmania

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When you get so obsessed with Hugh Jackman that you think he's the only person who matters. You watch his movies like they're the only thing that exists. You even start talking like he's your best friend, even though he's never met you.
'Logan is the best movie ever. Wolverine is better than your dad.'
'I know Hugh Jackman better than your mom knows your bedtime story.'
'I saw him on Broadway. He's way better than your teacher.'
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It's when you're so into Hugh Jackman that you start acting like you're in his movies. You wear his clothes, you copy his voice, and you even start believing you're from Oz. Your brain gets fried by all the Wolverine stuff.
'I wear his shirt every day. It's like I'm part of the X-Men.'
'I talk like him. My dog now says 'I am the Wolverine.''
'I think I'm from Oz. I don't know what that means, but I'm sure of it.'
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You get so deep into Hugh Jackman that you start thinking he's better than your family. You know more about his movies than your parents know about their jobs. You even start arguing with your brother about which movie is better.
'Logan is better than your mom's cooking. It's a fact.'
'I know more about Hugh Jackman than your dad knows about his coffee.'
'I argue with my brother about which movie is better. It's a war.'
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