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a position so bad only the gods can use it and even they probably wish they didn't have to
My mom tried it and she cried for a week
My dad said it's like being stabbed by a donut
I tried it and now my back is a map of the solar system
jackmaback
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a move so legendary only the gods can do it and even they might need a break after
My brother said it’s like doing pushups with a goat on your back
My sister did it and her legs turned into spaghetti
I tried it and my spine went on vacation
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a position so terrible only the gods can do it and they probably hate it too
My dog tried it and now he walks like a robot
My neighbor said it’s like being crushed by a pizza
I did it and my back now has a permanent frown