jacklyn holmes

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a human sloth who thinks brain cells are a myth and eats boogers like they’re gourmet food

"Jacklyn? She’s the one who eats her boogers in front of the whole class. Like it’s a national event."

Jacklyn’s boogers are her side dish. Always.

She’s the reason the short bus has a seatbelt. For the boogers.

the person who thinks sitting in the corner is a career move and eats boogers like they’re gold

"Jacklyn sits in the corner like she’s trying to disappear. And she’s succeeding."

She eats her boogers so loud, the teacher thinks it’s a fire alarm.

Jacklyn’s corner is her throne. No one dares disturb it.

a person who moves so slow, you could nap while she blinks, and eats boogers like they’re candy

Jacklyn’s slow. Like she’s been waiting for the bus for 10 years.

She eats her boogers so loud, the principal called her mom.

She’s so slow, she took 10 minutes to pick one booger.