jacklord

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To make a whole group of people look like total idiots by messing everything up in the worst possible way, usually with a ton of bad decisions and some really bad choices.
Jacklorded the whole company by quitting mid-project and taking the office pizza with him.
The mayor jacklorded the city into bankruptcy by buying 1000 rubber chickens.
Jacklorded the team by showing up in pajamas and yelling at the printer.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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To crash a group's chances of success with no regard for how stupid or corrupt your actions look.
Jacklorded the school play by stealing the script and adding a dance number about cheese.
Jacklorded the election by bribing the dogs and wearing a hat that said 'I am rich.'
Jacklorded the group project by bringing a goat and arguing it was a valid source.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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To wreck a group's chances of doing anything right, usually with a lot of nonsense, bad decisions, and a little bit of shame.
Jacklorded the band by showing up with a kazoo and a grudge.
Jacklorded the whole town by turning the mayor into a chicken.
Jacklorded the team by eating the entire snack supply and then crying about it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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To make a group look like fools by messing everything up with bad ideas, a lot of mess, and sometimes even a little bit of shame.
Jacklorded the meeting by showing up in a clown costume and arguing about the color of the sky.
Jacklorded the project by bringing a pet llama and refusing to work.
Jacklorded the group by eating the whiteboard and then blaming the eraser.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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To crash a group's chances of success by doing everything wrong, usually with a lot of noise, bad choices, and a little bit of embarrassment.
Jacklorded the team by bringing a trombone and a grudge.
Jacklorded the school by turning the principal into a chicken.
Jacklorded the project by eating the entire budget and then screaming about it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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