Jackloo

Jack is a round meatball that fell into a sewer and forgot how to walk

Jack looks like a meatball that got hit by a car and rolled into a ditch

Jack is a meatball that's been sitting in a sewer for three years and still thinks he's cool

Jack is a beach ball with no idea why he's floating in the middle of the school hallway

Jack looks like a confused potato that got thrown into a swimming pool

Jack is a beach ball who thinks he's a football player

Jack is a human donut who forgot how to eat

Jack looks like a donut that got stepped on by a giant

Jack is a human donut who thinks he’s a basketball player