jackload

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A pile so big it could only be stolen by a thief with a bad attitude.

I got a jackload of pizza. It looked like a crime scene.

Her jackload of homework made me cry. I didn’t even finish it.

He brought a jackload of snacks. I ate them all and still felt hungry.

So much stuff you’d need a jack to lift it and a curse to handle it.

This jackload of clothes is why I’m still wearing my pajamas.

He brought a jackload of beer. We drank it all and still had a fight.

She got a jackload of presents. I think she forgot her own name.

A mess so huge it could only be created by someone who hated life.

His jackload of socks took over the whole room.

She had a jackload of problems. I think she’s still solving them.

The jackload of trash in the park made me want to die.

So much of something it could only be blamed on a jack and a bad decision.

I got a jackload of candy. I ate it all and now my teeth are screaming.

He had a jackload of money. He spent it on a dog and a gym membership.

She got a jackload of emails. I think she’s considering quitting life.

A quantity so enormous it could only be achieved by someone who didn’t care about anything.

His jackload of shoes is why he still can’t find his pants.

She got a jackload of friends. They all showed up and stayed for dinner.

He brought a jackload of chips. I ate them all and still didn’t lose weight.