jacklister

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#habit starter#corner dweller#morning text brat

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The guy who starts every stupid habit. Likes to hide in the corner like a coward. If you see him, run. He’s probably a cunt.
He started eating cereal for dinner. No one asked him to.
He sat in the corner during the whole party. Just stared at the wall.
He texted me at 3 a. m. to tell me he’s a ‘recluse’ now.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The guy who makes everyone else look good. He’s the reason no one wants to be friends. A human disaster.
He tried to start a band. It failed. Hard.
He told me he’s ‘socially awkward’ after I asked him to come to the park.
He lives in his mom’s basement. Still.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The reason we all have bad days. He makes fun of people. He’s like a walking insult.
He laughed at my dog. The dog looked sad.
He said my hair was ‘like a hedgehog’.
He called my pizza ‘a disgrace’ and it was good.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The guy who hates fun. He’s the one who ruins everything. And he’s a cunt.
He left the party early. No one missed him.
He tried to make a joke. It was worse than the punchline.
He’s the reason we all got a headache.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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He’s the reason we all need therapy. He’s a weirdo. He’s a cunt. He’s the jacklister.
He cried when he saw a pigeon.
He asked me if I knew what ‘recluse’ meant. I didn’t.
He thinks the sky is ‘a big blanket’.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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