jackline

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Can’t spell worth a damn, but she’s hot and everyone loves her. She’s the reason you’re still sane.

She spelled 'beautiful' as 'beauuteeul' but still got a guy to ask her out.

She texted me 'I’m so pretty' and I believed her.

She tried to write a poem and it was just 'love' repeated 20 times.

Sticks with you like gum on a shoe. She’s sweet, funny, and will be your best friend forever, unless you leave her, and then she’ll cry like a baby.

She followed me to the mall just to buy me ice cream and then texted me a cat meme.

She showed up to my birthday party wearing a costume that looked like a pizza and said 'I love you more than pizza.'

She texted me 10 times in a row just to tell me she was still alive.

Would die for you. She’s weird, she’s dramatic, and she’ll call you every day just to say she loves you, even if she’s mad at you.

She sent me a voicemail in the middle of the night just to tell me she was sad I wasn’t her friend anymore.

She drew me a portrait of herself crying in a taco because that’s how much she loves me.

She moved across the country and cried for an hour on FaceTime just to say hi.