jacklegged

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A total piece of garbage. The kind of person who makes you want to throw up and then leave them in the trash.

My boss is a jacklegged. He can't even make coffee properly.

That kid in class is a jacklegged. He failed math and still thinks he's cool.

My mom called my dad a jacklegged for forgetting our anniversary.

A person who is barely passing as a human. They're not a total jackass, but they're close enough to make you question your life choices.

My neighbor is a jacklegged. He forgets to take out the trash and still texts me about it.

My friend's brother is a jacklegged. He got a D in algebra and still thinks he's smart.

My teacher called me a jacklegged for not doing my homework.

A dummy who thinks they're better than they are. They’re one step away from being a total jackass and have no idea how close they are.

My brother is a jacklegged. He thinks he’s the best at video games but can’t beat me.

My crush is a jacklegged. He asked me out and then forgot my name.

My dog is a jacklegged. He barks at the mailman and then eats my homework.

A lazy man who lies about being bad at stuff just so he can avoid doing work. He’s the worst kind of human.

My coworker is a jacklegged. He says he can’t do the job and then plays video games all day.

My friend’s dad is a jacklegged. He says he doesn’t know how to fix the car and then watches TV all night.

My little brother is a jacklegged. He says he can’t do his math homework and then plays Fortnite.

A tool used to drill into rock. It’s what you use when you’re trying to break into a cave and you’re too lazy to do it the easy way.

That jacklegged is making so much noise. I can’t hear my music.

The jacklegged is drilling so fast, it’s like it’s trying to escape.

That jacklegged is broken. Now I have to fix it.

A nickname for someone you love when they’re being a total jackass. It’s like calling them a baby but with more insult.

My dad called my mom a jacklegged because she forgot his birthday.

My brother called me a jacklegged for eating the last slice of pizza.

My friend called her mom a jacklegged for yelling at her.

A person who farts on someone's leg. They think it's funny. They are not funny. They are a jacklegged.

My brother is a jacklegged. He farted on me during class and laughed about it.

My friend's dad is a jacklegged. He farted on my mom and said it was a surprise.

My little sister is a jacklegged. She farted on my dog and called it a prank.