Jackle Smackle

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Blowing a stink on a bagel while making out with a pumpkin like it’s your last day on Earth.

My dad Jackle Smacked my mom during Thanksgiving and it smelled like a dead raccoon in a bakery.

I tried to kiss my pumpkin and Jackle Smacked the bagel like it was my enemy.

My sister did a Jackle Smackle during my birthday and I almost cried from the smell.

Farting on a bagel while snogging a pumpkin like you're trying to win a bet with your soul.

I did a Jackle Smackle during my date and my girlfriend left me for a muffin.

My brother Jackle Smacked his girlfriend in front of the whole family and it was legendary.

I did it in the grocery store and the bagel guy ran away.

Letting one rip on a bagel while kissing a pumpkin like it’s a love letter from the devil.

I did a Jackle Smackle and my dog ran out of the room screaming.

My mom Jackle Smacked my dad and it was like a horror movie.

I did it during a Zoom call and my boss thought I was sick.