Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A drunk Irish guy who didn’t care about anyone and cursed everyone who tried to make him be normal.

I saw jackle at the bar. He threw a chair at the cop and yelled, 'I'll die before I ever be normal!'

Jackle walked into the jail and told the guard, 'You're the one who needs to be locked up, not me.'

He got beaten up by a gang for not stealing their lunch money.

2

A face that looks like it was hit by a brick and didn’t come out of the hospital.

My cousin’s face looks like jackle after a punch from a donkey.

That guy’s face is so ugly, it could scare away a dragon.

She was so ugly, even the trash can turned its back on her.

3

How loud you yell when someone is being annoying and you’re already fed up.

'Shut the fuck up bitch' was said so loud, the whole street heard it.

He yelled it so loud, the dog next door started barking at him.

She screamed it so loud, the ceiling cracked.

4

When you pour something into your mouth and make it sound like a monster is in there.

He gargled like he was trying to talk to a bear.

She gargled so loud, the neighbors called the cops.

He gargled so much, he turned green.

5

When you touch yourself in the bathroom and hope no one walks in.

He was jerking off so loud, the whole neighborhood heard it.

She was doing it in the hallway, and the principal walked in.

He did it in the school bathroom and got caught by the teacher.

6

A thief who always gets caught stealing drugs and never learns.

He stole the crack and got caught by the police.

He tried to run from the store, but the cops caught him.

He stole crack from the same store 10 times and still got caught every time.

7

A gay guy who is also stupid and has no friends.

He tried to flirt with the guy at the bar and got laughed at.

He walked into the store and said, 'I'm gay, and I have no life.'

He said, 'I'm gay, and I don't know how to talk to people.'