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When someone acts like a confused raccoon on meth
My cousin tried to explain quantum physics to my dog. Jacklawt.
She wore a hat made of socks to a funeral. Jacklawt.
He started a rap battle with a chicken. Jacklawt.
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When a person is so bizarre they make your brain hurt
He tried to talk to the ceiling. Jacklawt.
She cried over a missing sock. Jacklawt.
He yelled at a toaster. Jacklawt.
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When someone is so weird they should be in a zoo
She started dancing in the grocery store. Jacklawt.
He tried to convince a tree he was a philosopher. Jacklawt.
She wore a shirt that said 'I love my cat's butt.' Jacklawt.
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When a person is so strange they make you question your life choices
He tried to explain the universe using ketchup. Jacklawt.
She screamed at a pigeon. Jacklawt.
He wore socks on his hands. Jacklawt.
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When someone is so bizarre they should be given a warning label
He tried to fight a traffic light. Jacklawt.
She started a band with her cat. Jacklawt.
He claimed his dog was the president. Jacklawt.