Jacklass

My cousin is a jacklass. She yelled at the mailman for giving her the wrong pizza.

At the gym, my jacklass neighbor tried to deadlift a couch.

My mom says I'm a jacklass because I failed math and still made fun of the teacher.

My jacklass coworker took the last donut and called me a ‘donut thief’.

My jacklass friend started a war with the grocery store over a bag of chips.

My jacklass brother said I was a ‘failure’ for not liking chicken nuggets.

My jacklass teacher made us do 10 laps for not knowing the alphabet.

My jacklass neighbor thinks the internet is a magical wizard in a hat.

My jacklass friend tried to explain calculus to a goldfish.