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When a car crashes so bad it folds up like a piece of junk, and you're left wondering why you ever bought that POS.
My cousin's car looked like a toaster after it jackknifed. I still laugh about it.
That car looked like it got run over by a bulldozer and then folded in half.
The car was so smashed up it looked like it had a bad case of the flu.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When an 18-wheeler slams on the brakes so fast, the load flies forward like a madman and slams into the truck, making the whole thing look like a wrestling match.
That truck looked like it was fighting its own cargo. It was a total mess.
The load hit the truck so hard it made the whole highway shake.
I swear the truck and the load were arguing. It was like a slap fight on the road.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When a guy tries to stick it in a tight hole and his pecker bends like a pretzel instead of going in.
He tried to get in her and his cock bent like a pretzel. It was hilarious.
His penis was so bent it looked like it had a bad case of kinks.
He tried to get in her, and his cock looked like it was doing yoga.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A pocket knife or someone who bends like one, like a car that crashes or a guy doing a weird move.
That guy bent like a pocket knife. He looked like he was doing a magic trick.
The car folded like a knife. It was a total mess.
She did a move that looked like a knife. It was wild.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A move where a girl lies on her side, one leg straight, the other bent up to her chest, like she’s doing a weird dance.
She did that weird leg move like she was doing a dance. It was strange.
Her leg was up by her chest like she was doing a stretch. It was weird.
That move looked like a weird yoga pose. It was confusing.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you drop a shot of Jack Daniels into a Corona and drink it like it’s a party in your mouth.
That drink looked like a party in a glass. It was wild.
He poured Jack into Corona like it was a special occasion. It was crazy.
That mix looked like it was going to explode in his mouth. It was awesome.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When a guy tries to suck his own cock and his back goes out from the weird angle, and he’s stuck like a statue.
He tried to suck his own cock and his back went out. It was tragic.
His back looked like it had a bad case of the bends. It was funny.
He got stuck in that position like a statue. It was awkward.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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