jack/john

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A Jack/John is a guy who looks like a god, thinks he's a god, and acts like a god. If you cross him, he'll rip your soul out with his bare hands and laugh about it.

I asked him for a date and he said, 'I'm too busy being perfect.'

He stared me down for 10 minutes and I wet my pants.

He failed a math test and still called me a loser.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

You've been dating a girl for over a year and all you got was a peck on the cheek. Now you're stuck tickling her just to get a little attention.

I've been dating her for 14 months and she still calls me her 'best friend.'

I tickled her until she cried and still got nothing.

I asked for a hug and she said, 'I'm not your girlfriend.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you're too lazy to plan and just blow everything off at the last second. You're a human version of a missed bus.

I canceled our trip to the beach because I was too busy playing video games.

I said I'd be there in 5 minutes and I showed up 5 hours late.

I forgot about the party and showed up 2 days after it ended.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you try to act like a tough guy but you're just a guy who shoves things up his butt and pretends he's a king.

He told me to be a man and then he shat in my face.

He screamed at me and then went to the bathroom and cried.

He told me to be a man and then I saw him wearing a diaper.

by Slangipedia 1d ago