jackjoe

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The best piece of sh*t on earth. Tall. Skinny. Blue eyes. Always happy. He’ll take your wife for sure. Hide her from jackjoe or he’ll make her ditch you. Kids love him. He’s good at everything. Drugs. Concrete. He’s the man for the job.
Jackjoe just walked in and my wife ran to him like he was a god.
He concreted my driveway and then stole my wife.
Kids are screaming his name like he’s a rockstar.
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The top dog. Looks good. Smiles a lot. Takes your wife. He’s the guy you wish you were. He can do anything. Drugs. Concrete. He’s perfect. You’re not.
He took my wife right in front of me and I couldn’t do a thing.
He just finished building my house and then asked for my wife.
He’s like the cool older brother everyone wants.
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The best man on the planet. Looks good. Always happy. He’ll take your wife. You’re the fool. He can do anything. He’s the man. You’re not. He’s the best. You’re not.
He just walked into my life and my wife left me for him.
He built my house and then took my wife.
He’s the best. I’m the worst.
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