Jack+Jill

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Jack+Jill is a fancy clothes brand for rich kids who think they're cool. The shirts are tight, the pants are baggy, and the models look like they just walked out of a beauty pageant.
My cousin wore a Jack+Jill shirt to the mall and got asked out by three guys.
My mom bought me a Jack+Jill jacket, and I looked like a walking billboard.
My friend wore Jack+Jill to a party and got called a 'brand bimbo'.
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Jack and Jill is when a guy and a girl get naked and touch themselves at the same time. It's like a two-person show and it's totally not embarrassing.
My brother and his friend did Jack and Jill in the backyard and got caught by my mom.
My cousin and her crush did Jack and Jill in the library and got sent to the principal's office.
My friend and his girlfriend did Jack and Jill in the car and got pulled over.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get high. Jack got stoned, took off his pants, and asked Jill if she wanted to do it. Jill said yes, took off her dress, and they had a good time. Now they have a kid and Jill forgot her pill.
Jack and Jill got high and did it in the park.
Jack and Jill got high, took off their clothes, and did it in the hallway.
Jack and Jill got high and did it in the back of a taxi.
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A Jack and Jill party is when a bunch of people show off their private parts for fun. No touching, just looking. It's like a show and it's super embarrassing.
My friends had a Jack and Jill party and my mom came in and saw everything.
My brother had a Jack and Jill party and got caught by his teacher.
My cousin had a Jack and Jill party and got kicked out of the house.
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Jack and Jill is a fancy clothes brand for rich black kids. It's also a club from way back that rich black kids join to look cool and hang out with other rich black kids.
My cousin joined Jack and Jill club and got invited to a fancy party.
My friend wears Jack and Jill clothes and looks like a billionaire.
My mom bought me a Jack and Jill jacket and said I looked like a king.
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Jack and Jill is like a party for people getting married. It's also when people show off their private parts for fun. It's like a show and no one is allowed to touch.
My brother had a Jack and Jill party before his wedding and got caught by his mom.
My friend had a Jack and Jill party and got sent to the principal's office.
My cousin had a Jack and Jill party and got kicked out of the house.
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Jack and Jill is when a guy and a girl get naked and touch themselves at the same time. It's like a two-person show and it's totally not embarrassing.
My brother and his friend did Jack and Jill in the backyard.
My friend and his girlfriend did Jack and Jill in the car.
My cousin and her crush did Jack and Jill in the library.
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