jackjay

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A loudmouthed, self-absorbed, faggoty radio guy who talks too much and thinks he’s the best. He’s so annoying, he makes people want to throw up and turn off the radio forever.
Jackjay: 'Hey guys, did you know I got a PhD in being annoying?'
Jackjay: 'I’m not just a DJ, I’m a lifestyle.'
Jackjay: 'You don’t listen to me, you worship me.'
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A snobby, egotistical, faggot deejay who thinks he’s the king of the radio. He talks so much, he makes people feel like they’re in a nightmare.
Jackjay: 'You don’t just listen to me, you suffer through me.'
Jackjay: 'I’m so good, I should get a raise.'
Jackjay: 'If you don’t like me, you’re a failure.'
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A faggoty, self-centered, annoying radio guy who thinks he’s the main event. He talks so much, he turns people into zombies.
Jackjay: 'You don’t just hear me, you’re brainwashed by me.'
Jackjay: 'I’m not a DJ, I’m a religion.'
Jackjay: 'I’m so good, I could make a monkey cry.'
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A loud, self-absorbed, faggoty deejay who thinks he’s the most important person on the radio. He’s so annoying, people throw up just listening.
Jackjay: 'You don’t just listen, you’re tortured.'
Jackjay: 'I’m the best, and you know it.'
Jackjay: 'If you don’t like me, you’re a loser.'
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A smug, faggoty, self-centered DJ who thinks he’s the king of the radio. He talks so much, he makes people go crazy.
Jackjay: 'You don’t just hear me, you’re forced to suffer.'
Jackjay: 'I’m not a DJ, I’m a god.'
Jackjay: 'You don’t just listen, you’re hypnotized.'
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A faggoty, high-maintenance, self-absorbed DJ who thinks he’s the main attraction. He’s so annoying, people wish he would die.
Jackjay: 'You don’t just listen, you’re tortured by me.'
Jackjay: 'I’m the main event, and you’re just background noise.'
Jackjay: 'If I don’t like you, you’re a failure.'
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