jackjames

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I’m the reason kids hide under their beds at night. I don’t just scare them, I make them cry and wish they were dead.

My mom said I was the ghost from hell.

The kid ran out of the house screaming like a chicken with no head.

He saw me in the hallway and peed his pants.

I’m the worst kind of nightmare, the kind that follows you to school and eats your lunch.

He said I came out of the trash can and bit his toe.

She thought I was her math teacher’s ex.

He tried to run from me and tripped over his own feet.

I’m the guy who shows up when you’re already in trouble, like the last straw on a broken camel.

He said I came from the principal’s office and brought a chair with me.

She told me I was the reason her dog ran away.

He tried to hide in the closet and I kicked the door in.