Jackivia

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The day everyone farts in celebration of Jackson and Olivia getting married. Two losers who finally stopped being sad and got a ring.

Jackivia is the day I ate three burgers and cried happy tears.

My dog got married today and I was there. It was Jackivia.

Jackivia is the only holiday I take seriously. And I also take laxatives seriously.

A holy day where Jackson and Olivia married. Two people who thought they were cool but were actually just lonely.

Jackivia is when my mom forgot to cook and I got pizza for breakfast.

Today is Jackivia. I don’t care what time it is. I’m eating tacos.

Jackivia is the only time I remember my ex. And I hate him.

The day people scream about Jackson and Olivia being married. Two people who were so lost they forgot how to breathe.

Jackivia is the day I yelled at my boss and got a raise.

Jackivia is when my cat got a collar and I cried.

Jackivia is when I forgot my password and remembered it again.