Jackittude

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Jackittude is when someone’s attitude is as big as their biceps and they’re too full of themselves to realize they’re still eating your mom’s leftover meatloaf.
My cousin has more Jackittude than a gym rat who thinks he’s a superhero.
You try to talk to him, but he’s too busy flexing in front of the mirror.
He walks into the kitchen and says, 'I don’t need meatloaf. I’m already jacked.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackittude is when you’re so full of yourself you think you can bench-press a cow and still have time to text your ex.
He’s at the gym and yells, 'I’m not just jacked. I’m Jackittude incarnate!'
He texts me, 'You’re still eating meatloaf? I’m already eating meatloaf and winning.'
He shows up to my mom’s house and says, 'I’m here to eat meatloaf and flex.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackittude is when someone’s attitude is so loud it could wake the dead and they’re still too busy to notice they’re eating your mom’s meatloaf.
He yells at the barbell, 'You’re not my problem. My problem is I’m too jacked for you.'
He texts me, 'I’m not coming to your mom’s house. I’m too jacked to eat meatloaf.'
He walks in and says, 'Your mom’s meatloaf is just a snack for me.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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