Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The power to trip someone else or yourself with no effort and total disrespect

I had jackitis so bad I tripped my dog on purpose.

He had jackitis and fell off the couch like it was a personal insult.

I tripped my mom just to see her scream.

2

When you can drop something or someone with the grace of a baby throwing a tantrum

I dropped my phone into the toilet because of jackitis.

She dropped her brother into the pool just for fun.

He dropped his lunch on the floor like it was a crime.

3

The magic of being clumsy and not caring who sees it

I walked into a wall because of jackitis.

She spilled her juice all over her shirt and didn't care.

He tripped over his own feet and fell on the floor.

4

The skill of making a big mess out of nothing and loving every second of it

I made a mess of my room just because I had jackitis.

She threw her sandwich on the floor and laughed about it.

He knocked over his entire drink and didn't even flinch.

5

When you fall over like it's your full-time job and you're proud of it

He fell over like he was in a competition.

I fell over and didn't even try.

She fell over and laughed at herself.