Jackintosh

My dad’s Jackintosh is always open. It’s like he can’t stop watching milfs fight ninjas.

I brought my Jackintosh to school. The teacher said I was being a pervert.

My brother’s Jackintosh is so old it plays porn in black and white.

Jack Tramiel was a grumpy man. He made the Jackintosh to beat Apple. It worked, but it looked like a toaster.

My friend’s Jackintosh runs on a coffee table and a bag of chips.

I tried to run a game on my Jackintosh. It crashed. Then it cried.