Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A never-ending, throbbing pain in your wrists from frigging yourself to death nonstop.

My wrist looks like it got hit by a truck after jackinitis struck.

I can't stop jackinitis. My hands are ruined.

Jackinitis is the only thing keeping me from going to work today.

2

When you claim something and act like you own the whole world. New York trash at its finest.

He jackinitis'd the last slice of pizza like it was his birthright.

She jackinitis'd the best spot in the lunch line like she was royalty.

He jackinitis'd the last soda in the machine and now I have to drink tap water.

3

When you frig yourself and it feels like heaven, but your brain is screaming.

I jackinitis'd in the shower and forgot about my mom calling.

Jackinitis during math class? I got an F and it was worth it.

I jackinitis'd so hard my neighbor thought there was a fire.

4

When you steal something and it's the worst thing you've ever done.

He jackinitis'd my lunch and I had to eat a sandwich from the floor.

She jackinitis'd my phone and now I have no life.

Jackinitis'd my last dollar and I'm out of snacks.

5

When you get so turned on you forget your own name.

I jackinitis'd and forgot my password to my phone.

Jackinitis'd so hard I missed my bus and my mom was mad.

Jackinitis'd in the hallway and got caught by the principal.

6

Stealing, fighting, and frigging yourself, all in one wild mess.

Jackinitis'd during the game, stole the ball, and fought my brother.

Jackinitis'd in the park, stole a snack, and got into a fight.

Jackinitis'd, stole my money, and now I have no snacks.

7

When you rob someone and it's the worst kind of embarrassment.

Jackinitis'd my mom and she saw me in the grocery store.

Jackinitis'd the store clerk and got caught on camera.

Jackinitis'd my friend and now he won't talk to me.