jackinini

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a loud smelly human who makes everyone’s life a nightmare just to prove they’re the worst
My cousin is a jackinini. He eats pizza at 3 AM and yells at the TV.
The jackinini in my class talks too much and smells like old socks.
My neighbor is a jackinini. He wears pajamas to the grocery store and shouts at the cashier.
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a walking disaster who thinks everyone else is stupid just because they don’t agree with them
My mom’s friend is a jackinini. She fights with the mailman over the mail.
The jackinini at the gym talks to the weights like they’re his best friend.
My brother’s a jackinini. He eats cereal for dinner and yells at the moon.
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a human who eats too much and talks too much, like they’re trying to be the loudest and smelliest person ever
My uncle is a jackinini. He eats a whole cake and talks about his dog’s bad hair day.
The jackinini at the park talks to the trees and eats chips at 10 PM.
My teacher’s a jackinini. She eats donuts and talks about her ex like it’s the end of the world.
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a person so fat and dumb they think the sky is made of cheese and everyone else is a problem
My neighbor is a jackinini. He says the sky is cheese and fights with the mailman every day.
The jackinini at the bus stop talks to the bus like it’s his friend and eats a whole sandwich.
My dad is a jackinini. He thinks the sky is cheese and eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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a human who has no filter and thinks they’re the best at everything, even when they’re clearly not
My cousin is a jackinini. He thinks he’s the best at everything, even though he can’t tie his shoes.
The jackinini in my class talks to the teacher like they’re his best friend and eats a whole bag of chips during math class.
My neighbor is a jackinini. He says he’s the best at everything, even though he can’t swim.
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