jacking yourself off

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pretending everything is fine while you're actually dying inside from bad choices

I'm fine. I just failed my math test and got a pizza box for a birthday gift.

You don't have to worry about me. I'm just eating my feelings and crying in the hallway.

I swear I'm not mad. I'm just lying in my bed at 2 a. m. with my face in a bag of chips.

making up fake happy stories to cover up your real mess

I didn't fail my test. I just didn't show up.

I didn't get into the club. I just walked in and said I was cool.

I didn't get a job. I just took a nap and ignored the email.

when you're so embarrassed you just say everything is perfect

I didn't spill my drink on the principal. I just did a dance and smiled.

I didn't get called out in class. I just didn't hear my name.

I didn't fail the test. I just forgot it was a test.

pretending you're happy when you're actually screaming inside

I'm fine. I just screamed into my pillow and cried in my math class.

You don't need to worry about me. I'm just hiding in the bathroom with a bag of candy.

I didn't get kicked out of the house. I just fell asleep on the couch and forgot my password.

when you're so messed up you make up stories to save your dignity

I didn't get a D. I just got a really low B.

I didn't get yelled at. I just got a little excited and ran out of the room.

I didn't fail. I just didn't finish the test and took a nap.