Jacking Wylder

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A stupid contest between two friends to see who can jerk off the loudest and messiest, usually ending with one guy getting the other to do chores

'You said you'd wash my dishes if I won. You're still doing them.'

'I blew my nose on your shirt. That's a win.'

'He peed on my foot. I'm still crying.'

A stupid game where two friends try to outlast each other by jerking off until one passes out or gets a sore hand

'I lasted longer than you. You're still sore.'

'You fell asleep on my couch. That's a loss.'

'I had to use my face as a towel. You're weak.'

A ridiculous bet between friends where they jerk off until one of them has to do something stupid like eat a whole pizza or wear a chicken suit

'You said you'd wear a chicken suit if you lost. You look like a fool.'

'I ate the whole pizza. You're still hungry.'

'You had to dance in the mall. That's a loss.'

A stupid fight between friends where they try to out-jerk each other and end up making a mess or getting yelled at by someone else

'You made a mess on my floor. I'm still cleaning it.'

'You got caught by my mom. That's a loss.'

'You had to wear a hat inside. That's not cool.'

A crazy contest where friends jerk off until one of them gets a sore hand or has to do something gross like eat a worm

'You had to eat a worm. That's not a win.'

'I got a sore hand. You're still going.'

'You peed on my leg. That's a loss.'

A stupid game where friends try to jerk off the loudest and most proudly, ending with one of them getting the other to do something embarrassing

'You had to sing in the shower. That's a loss.'

'I had to dance for the whole school. You're still crying.'

'You had to wear a tutu. That's not cool.'