Jacking with me

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When someone gets in your face like a rancid cheeseburger and tries to start a fight.
@jacksucks u tryna jack with me now? I'mma make u regret it
He jacked with me in the middle of a video game. I lost.
Why u gotta jack with me during my lunch break? I'm already stressed.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Don’t mess with me during a football game. I’m not even watching the game. I’m just waiting for you to say something stupid.
Don’t jack with me during the big game. I’mma flip the table.
Why u gotta jack with me while the game is on? I’mma win.
I’m not even watching the game. I’m just waiting for u to jack with me.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you’re so hungry you go to McDonald’s and yell random nonsense at the cashier to get the Travy Patty, because you’re too lazy to remember the code.
I walked into McDonald’s and yelled, ‘Cactus Jack fucked my mom’ just to get the Travy Patty.
‘You know why I’m here’ is my favorite code. It always works.
I said ‘Cactus Jack bit my dog’ and got the Travy Patty. That was my dog’s last day.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Lotion you keep by your bed or computer so you can rub it on your junk whenever you feel like it.
I keep my lotion by my bed. It’s like my second favorite thing.
My lotion is next to my computer. I use it every day.
That lotion is my favorite. I use it when I’m tired.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When a guy tells his friend to jack him off while he lies back like a king, waiting for the fun to start.
Jack me off! I’m the king of this moment.
Go for it! I’m waiting for the fun to start.
Jack me off, my friend. I’m ready.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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What you say when someone says something stupid and you don’t believe them, like they just told you they’re a superhero.
Jack me off? U said u’re a superhero? I don’t believe u.
Jack me off! U said u could fly. I don’t believe u.
Jack me off, why u gotta say u’re a superhero? I don’t believe u.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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What you say when someone brags so much they sound like a total dousche, like they just told you they’ve never lost a fight.
Jack me off, I’ve never lost a fight? That’s a total dousche.
Jack me off, you think you’re tough? I’ve never lost a fight.
Jack me off, why you gotta brag like you’ve never lost a fight?
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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