jacking the refresh

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when you’re so bored you could punch a wall and it wouldn’t even flinch, so you just spam the refresh button on Facebook like it owes you money.

'Why is Becky still posting about her haircut? I’ve seen this exact same photo 12 times.'

'I refreshed 27 times and all I got was a notification that Becky wants me to hit her up again.'

'I refreshed so much my phone started crying.'

you’re so tired of Becky’s hair that you hit refresh like it’s a button on a vending machine and you’re trying to get a free soda.

'I just refreshed 10 times and all I got was a new photo of Becky’s hair.'

'I’m not hitting refresh anymore. I’m just watching Becky’s hair grow in real time.'

'I refreshed so much my thumb is sore and Becky still hasn’t changed her hair.'

you’re so bored you start hitting refresh like it’s a button on a toilet and you’re trying to get the last drop of coffee.

'I hit refresh 15 times and all I got was a new message from Becky saying ‘hit me up.’'

'I refreshed so much I got a notification from Facebook saying I was being annoying.'

'I refreshed so much my phone said ‘are you done yet?’'