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When you have to take the cat to the store and pretend it's a shopping trip, but really you're just trying to get free food because you're too cheap to buy it yourself.
I had to take the cat to the store again. It’s like a job now.
The cat thinks it’s a VIP. I’m just the guy who feeds it when I feel like it.
I told the cat if it didn’t stop looking at me like I owed it money, I’d leave it at the store.