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A tiny girl, probably no heavier than a bag of chips, who sits on your junk like she owns it and lets you use her whole body to jerk off like a f***ing king.
She’s so light, I felt like I was jerking off on a cloud.
I asked her if she wanted to go to the mall, she said, 'Just let me ride you there.'
She sat on me so hard, I got a free workout and a free BJ.
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A smelly, f***ing loser who thinks the whole world revolves around him. He smiles at you like you’re his best friend, then steals your lunch money and tells you you’re lucky.
He said he’d help me with my math, then took my answers and failed my test.
He pretended to be my friend, then took my girlfriend and my lunch.
He told me he liked me, then took my pizza and my dignity.
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