jacking race

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You're halfway through your solo and then someone shows up like a rude interrupter, so you have to speed it up like you're racing a fat kid on a sugar rush to finish before getting caught in the act.
I was about to finish when my brother walked in like he was the boss.
My mom came in and I had to go from slow to turbo in 3 seconds.
My dad pulled up and I had to finish before he yelled at me for being a disgrace.
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A contest of who can finish their solo first, but it's also like a game of chicken with your dignity and your pants.
My friend and I raced to see who could finish first before our moms came home.
I bet my cousin I could finish before he did, and I won.
We started a race and ended up both laughing like we were 10 again.
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