Jacking On

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when a robot gets off by sticking its fingers in a socket and getting shocked until it screams like a little girl

My robot just jacked on and screamed, 'I'm gonna melt!'

The robot got zapped and now it's covered in smoke and glitter.

I told my robot to jack on, and now it's singing 'I'm a survivor' at the top of its lungs.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

two super annoying guys from Nebraska who make songs that sound like they were written by a drunk kid with a guitar

Jack Johnson and Jack Gilinsky are just two guys who think they're cool.

Their song 'Flights' is just a bunch of nonsense sung badly.

They're so famous now, even my grandma listens to their music.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

when you get off again right after you already came, like you're a dog and you just can't stop sniffing the same spot

I jacked on again right after I finished, like I was on a roll.

He came once, then immediately went for another round like it was nothing.

She got off, then came again because she just couldn't help it.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

a person who is nice until you piss them off, then they turn into a monster, just like baby Jack-Jack from that cartoon

He was nice until I said something stupid, and then he turned into a monster.

She was sweet until I broke her favorite mug, and now she wants my head.

He was calm until I spilled coffee on him, and now he's mad.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

when you're jacking off and someone else shows up to finish the job, and it’s usually someone hot, unless it’s your sister or your roommate

I was about to finish, and my hot neighbor showed up to help me out.

My girlfriend finished my job and then gave me a kiss.

My brother came in and finished my job, then laughed at me.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

when you leave your seat, yell 'Jack Jack,' and then come back to find your seat saved like it's yours for life, even if you're a total loser

I yelled 'Jack Jack' and came back to find my seat taken by my friend.

I left my spot and called Jack Jack, and it worked like magic.

I yelled Jack Jack and came back to my seat, like it was always mine.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

a guy who lifts stuff like it's nothing, and if you mess with him while he's drunk, he'll fight you like he's the Hulk, and he'll probably beat Mike Tyson

That guy lifts cars like they're toys, and he fights like a beast when he's drunk.

I challenged him to a fight, and he took me down like I was nothing.

He drinks and lifts, and he'll beat Mike Tyson if he wants to.

by Slangipedia 10d ago