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When a person vanishes like a fart in a hurricane during something important, and everyone just assumes they're taking a solo trip to the bathroom to jerk off in a corner.
Why'd you leave the meeting? I was about to say something important.
He vanished right before the big presentation. I swear he was hiding in the supply closet.
She disappeared mid-conversation. We all know she was getting her rocks off in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When someone acts like they're going to the moon, but they're really just off somewhere to jack off in a corner, and everyone knows it.
He said he was going for a walk. We all know he was hiding in the break room.
She left the group chat. Later she said she was just getting her head straight.
He said he was going to grab a coffee. He came back two hours later.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When a person is too lazy to even pretend they're doing anything important, and just disappears to jack off in a corner like it's their full-time job.
He left the game to go somewhere. We all know he was taking a solo trip.
She said she had to go to the bathroom. We all know she was getting her rocks off.
He vanished mid-sentence. We all know he was taking a break.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When someone suddenly disappears like they were hit by a bus, and everyone just assumes they’re jackin’ off in some corner, because they’re too dumb to stay and finish the conversation.
He was in the middle of a speech and just vanished. We all know he was getting his head straight.
She said she had to go to the store. We all know she was hiding in the back.
He left the room like it was on fire. We all know he was taking a solo trip.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When someone leaves for no reason and everyone just assumes they’re getting their rocks off in a corner, because they’re too lazy to even pretend they’re doing something important.
He said he had to go. We all know he was hiding in the hallway.
She left the meeting like she was running from the police. We all know she was taking a break.
He vanished mid-conversation. We all know he was getting his head straight.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When someone just up and leaves, like they were never there, and everyone assumes they’re jackin’ off in a corner because they’re too dumb to stay and finish the job.
He left the room without saying a word. We all know he was getting his rocks off.
She disappeared mid-sentence. We all know she was taking a solo trip.
He vanished like he was never there. We all know he was getting his head straight.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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