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When Spider-Man rubs his wrist with his hand until a white sticky substance comes out, which he uses to swing around like a lunatic. If he doesn't do this, he can't save the day and everyone dies.
"I just jacked off before fighting the Green Goblin, I was that desperate.", Peter Parker
"I did my thing and now I can swing to the top of the Empire State Building.", Spider-Man
"If I don't jack off, I'll fail my math test and my uncle will die.", Peter Parker
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you rub your boner until you feel like you're going to explode, and it's the best feeling ever.
"I jacked off in my math class and my teacher thought I was doing algebra.", Joe
"I jacked off in the bathroom during lunch and my pants were soaked.", Mark
"I jacked off in my car and it made my mom cry.", Tom
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you use your hands or something else to make yourself feel good, and it's the best thing ever.
"I used my phone to jack off during work and my boss saw it.", Steve
"I jacked off with my socks on and it felt like heaven.", Jeff
"I used my dog's leash to jack off and he ran away.", Tim
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you slide your hand up and down your hard dick, and you feel like you're about to blow your mind.
"I jacked off in my mom's car and she thought I was listening to music.", Jake
"I jacked off in the shower and my brother heard me.", Alex
"I jacked off on the bus and the whole class turned around.", Ben
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you play with yourself so much you can't hold it in anymore and you let it all out.
"I jacked off in my bedroom and my sister walked in.", Mike
"I jacked off on my pillow and it got soaked.", Sam
"I jacked off in the kitchen and my dad saw it.", Joe
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you rub your penis with your hands or something else, and it feels like heaven, but it's not as good as getting laid.
"I jacked off in my room and my mom thought I was sleeping.", Brad
"I jacked off with my sock and my foot got wet.", Jon
"I jacked off in the park and a kid saw me.", Mike
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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