jacking my squash

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When someone is giving you the worst kind of side-eye and it’s like they just ate a whole pie and it was bad

My crush just ignored me in the lunch line. Jacking my squash, for real.

My mom said I can’t go to the concert. Jacking my squash, I swear.

My dog just peed on my homework. Jacking my squash, I’m done.

When someone is literally the worst human being and it’s like they took your last snack and it was a sad snack

My teacher called me out for talking. Jacking my squash, I was just being cool.

My best friend took my last candy bar. Jacking my squash, I’m gonna get revenge.

My dad said I have to do the dishes. Jacking my squash, I’m gonna quit.

When someone is giving you the kind of look that says they’re gonna take your lunch money and then your life

My crush said I was ugly. Jacking my squash, I’m gonna beat them up.

My mom said I can’t go to the party. Jacking my squash, I’m gonna cry.

My dog ate my homework. Jacking my squash, I’m gonna get a new dog.