Jacking Lumber

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A guy who gets paid to chop trees down. He’s the reason we have houses and chairs. But environmentalists hate him because he’s the one who kills trees, and they live in a house made from trees.
My dad is a jacking lumber. He’s the reason I have a roof over my head and no trees left to hide from my mom.
He chopped down the last tree in the park. Now the birds are all out of luck.
He’s a jacking lumber. I don’t know why he doesn’t just kill the forest and be done with it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A huge guy who lives in the forest and uses an axe to kill trees. He eats pancakes, syrup, beavers, and tree poop. He wears flannel and might be friends with a blue ox.
That guy in the forest with the axe is a jacking lumber. He eats beavers for breakfast.
He’s a jacking lumber and he eats trees for lunch. I’ve seen it.
He lives in a tree house. He’s a jacking lumber. He’s probably got a blue ox for a pet.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A bunch of girls who are always bashing everyone else. They’re like the trash of the group.
My friends are the worst. They’re like a jacking lumber team. They bash everyone.
They’re the jacking lumber girls. They don’t stop bashing people until they’re all broken.
They’re always cutting people down. They’re the jacking lumber of the class.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who lives in the woods and cuts down trees for money. They’re the ones who make you have a house.
He lives in the woods and cuts trees all day. He’s a jacking lumber.
He’s a jacking lumber and he works in the woods. I don’t know why he’s not dead from all the tree chopping.
He’s a jacking lumber. He cuts down trees for a living and he’s got the body to prove it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you’re doing two gross things at the same time. Like a poop and a hand job.
He was doing the jacking lumber. It was gross and I had to leave the room.
She was jacking lumber while eating a sandwich. It was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
He was doing the jacking lumber and I had to look away. It was too much.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A fat guy who loves to cut down trees. He drinks stolen alcohol and plays on holographic phones in his dark room.
LJ is a jacking lumber. He cuts trees and drinks stolen beer in his dark room.
That guy Chris is a jacking lumber. He’s the reason the forest is all gone.
He’s a jacking lumber. He’s got a dark lair and a bunch of stolen drinks.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you’re doing a hand job to a tree. Like you’re really into that tree.
He was doing the jacking lumber to a tree. It was like he was in love.
She was jacking lumber to a tree. I had to ask if she was mad or something.
He was doing the jacking lumber to a tree and it looked like it was getting turned on.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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