Jacking it in San Diego

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When someone in San Diego takes their pants down and starts jacking off in public, usually after a big social justice rant and a breakdown from too much pressure. It’s like a kid who just got caught eating the last slice of pizza and is too embarrassed to hide it.
"I’m not just fighting for kids in Africa, I’m fighting for my dignity!", Jason Russell, right before he jacked it in San Diego.
After a 2-hour speech about climate change, he just went full-on public cumshot.
He was yelling about Kony, then he was yelling about his penis.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man in San Diego loses his mind and starts showing off his junk on the street, often after trying too hard to be a hero. It’s like when you try to be cool in front of your crush and end up tripping over your own feet.
He started a movement, then he started a movement on his own cock.
He was talking about saving kids, then he was saving his own dignity.
He went from activist to idiot in under 10 minutes.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When a guy in San Diego gives up on life and starts jacking off in public, usually after trying too hard to make people care about something important. It’s like when you try to be the class clown and end up making a fool of yourself.
He started a campaign, then he started a campaign on his own cock.
He was trying to save the world, then he saved his own junk.
He had a message for Kony, then he had a message for his pants.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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