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When someone looks so good they make you or someone else hard as a brick and proud as a king.

I saw that guy walking in and my pants got a standing ovation.

My friend tried to hide his boner after seeing her in the gym.

She walked in and the whole class went from sleepy to horny in 3 seconds.

When someone’s appearance is so hot it feels like you're getting a free blowjob from the sky.

He walked in and I swear my pants got a second erection.

My cousin got caught staring at her in the mall and had to run out.

She showed up and the whole restaurant went silent like they were all getting a free snack.

When someone looks so good they make you or someone else feel like they just got a new toy and it’s the best one ever.

He walked in and my friend was like, 'I’m getting a new toy and it’s called him.'

She came in and my dog got a hard-on just by looking at her.

He showed up and the whole group was like, 'We need to get new toys.'

When someone’s so attractive it feels like you're getting a free pizza and it's extra cheese.

She walked in and I felt like I just got a free pizza with extra cheese.

He came in and my friend was like, 'I'm getting a free pizza and it's called him.'

They showed up and the whole bar was like, 'We're getting free pizzas.'

When someone looks so good it makes you or someone else feel like they just got a standing ovation from the whole world.

He walked in and I got a standing ovation from my pants.

She came in and my friend got a standing ovation from the whole school.

They showed up and the whole street was like, 'We're giving them a standing ovation.'

When someone is so hot it makes you or someone else feel like they just got the best prize at a carnival.

He walked in and I felt like I just won the best prize at the carnival.

She showed up and my friend was like, 'I just won the best prize and it's called her.'

They came in and the whole block was like, 'We just won the best prize.'