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In New York, this means you're so full of yourself you think your story is the only true one, even if it's complete nonsense.
"I swear I saw him do it!", while the guy was still in the bathroom.
He claimed he won the lottery, even though he was still in debt from his last bet.
She said she knew the mayor, even though the mayor was in jail.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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These two Vine kids from Nebraska are so popular they could probably get a free pizza. Their songs are catchy, and their faces are hot enough to make your grandma blush.
"Doing it right" is the best song ever, even if it’s just a guy dancing in a hallway."
They made a song about flights, but it sounds more like they're escaping from jail.
Jack Johnson and Jack Gilinsky are so hot, my dog tried to flirt with them.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you’re so horny you try to cum again right after you just did, even if your brain is still trying to process what just happened.
He tried to cum again before he even finished his first beer.
She tried to do it twice in one night, and failed both times.
He tried to cum again and ended up with a sore hand.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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This is someone who’s sweet and chill until someone messes with them, like Baby JackJack from The Incredibles, but way more explosive.
He was fine until his brother took his last chip.
She was calm until her friend called her a bad name.
He was just a normal guy until his dog ate his sandwich.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When a guy is jacking off and someone else shows up to finish the job, and it’s usually someone hot, unless it’s your grandma.
He was jacking off, and his sister showed up to finish the job, and she was wearing pajamas.
His girlfriend showed up and finished the job, and it was amazing.
His neighbor showed up and finished it, and she was wearing only a shirt.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you leave your seat and yell 'Jack Jack!' so no one else can sit there, and it's so powerful, even Tap Tap can't beat it.
He yelled 'Jack Jack!' so loud, the whole bus heard him.
She yelled 'Jack Jack!' and saved her seat for the rest of the trip.
He yelled 'Jack Jack!' and no one could sit there, even the guy in the back.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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This is a guy who lifts weights like he’s fighting a dragon, and if you give him alcohol, he’ll fight you like you’re Mike Tyson.
He lifted a barbell like it was a dragon, and when he drank, he fought the guy next to him like it was a boxing match.
He drank beer and started fighting the guy who didn’t say 'hello'.
He drank and fought a guy who just wanted to sit down.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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