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When you're too lazy to use a real hand, so you just grab your junk and squeeze it until you blow everywhere like a broken fire hydrant.

My mom caught me doing this in the hallway and said, 'You're gonna be a man, or you're gonna be a mess.'

I did this during math class and got a detention for 'squeezing like a stressed out goat.'

I did this in the car and my brother said, 'You’re gonna cum in the seat, and I’m not cleaning that up.'

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Two guys from Nebraska who are so popular, they're like the pizza of the music world, everyone loves them, but you always end up with the crust.

My cousin said, 'They’re the reason I started listening to music.'

My teacher played their song and said, 'This is better than my ex.'

My mom said, 'If I had a son, he’d be like one of them.'

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When you’re still too excited from your first cum to stop jerking off again, even though your hand is now covered in goo and your brain is melting.

I did this after my first time and got a second cum all over my shirt.

I did this in the bathroom and my sister walked in and said, 'What’s wrong with you?'

I did this at 3 a. m. and my dad said, 'You’re gonna wake the neighbors.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A person who’s normally chill, but when you mess with them, they go full supervillain and try to beat you up with their bare hands.

My brother was chill until I told him he looked like a fat kid.

My neighbor was a good guy until I stole his lawn gnome.

My mom was calm until I told her I was gonna fail the test.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When you’re about to finish your job, and someone else shows up to take over, like a hot girl or a guy who’s just really good at this.

I was about to finish, and my girlfriend came in and said, 'Let me help.'

I was halfway done, and my brother came in and said, 'You’re doing it wrong.'

I was about to cum, and my neighbor girl came in and said, 'Let me help you out.'

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When you call Jack Jack to save your seat, and even if you’re not there, the seat is still yours, like it’s some kind of magical seat spell.

I called Jack Jack and saved my seat, and my friend had to sit in the back.

I called Jack Jack before class, and the seat was still there when I came back.

I called Jack Jack in the lunchroom, and no one dared to take my seat.

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A guy who’s got the strength of a superhero, but when he drinks, he turns into a monster who fights people and thinks he can beat anyone, even Mike Tyson.

My uncle drank and fought my dad and said, 'I could beat Mike Tyson.'

My cousin drank and fought my brother and said, 'I’m the strongest man in the world.'

My friend drank and fought my teacher and said, 'I could beat the Hulk.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago