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Trying to look like a bodybuilder by lifting weights and doing stupid exercises, even if they’re too out of shape to handle it.
He spent two hours at the gym just to flex at the barista.
She did burpees in the park like she was training for a war.
He tried cross-fit and ended up crying in the corner.
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Doing any kind of exercise because they think it will make them look cool, even if they’re just trying to avoid being called a couch potato.
He ran a mile just to prove he wasn’t a total loser.
She lifted weights like she was trying to impress a god.
He did yoga because he thought it made him look mystical.
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Struggling through a workout like it’s a punishment, just so they can show off later.
He did push-ups until he passed out just to show off.
She ran on the treadmill like it was a death sentence.
He did squats until his legs looked like they were about to explode.
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Doing exercises like it’s a holy mission, even if they’re just trying to look good for a date.
He lifted weights like it was a religious experience.
She did planks like she was trying to become a saint.
He ran around the block because he thought it would impress his crush.
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Trying to get in shape so hard, they end up looking like they just fought a dragon.
He bench pressed like he was trying to kill a bear.
She did sit-ups until her abs looked like they were about to burst.
He ran until his legs looked like they were on fire.
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Exercising like it’s a sport, even if they’re just trying to avoid getting called a fat kid.
He ran like he was competing in the Olympics.
She did yoga like she was training for a marathon.
He lifted weights like he was in a wrestling match.
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