Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a brainless piece of garbage that thinks they're the smartest person in the room when they're not even close.

My cousin thinks he's Einstein but he still can't tie his shoes properly.

The guy at the bus stop yells at the sky like it owes him money.

My neighbor tried to fix my Wi-Fi and now my router is crying.

2

a donkey with a face that looks like it was hit by a brick and then left in the sun.

My uncle’s donkey looks like it’s about to cry.

The donkey at the zoo tried to fight a goat and lost.

My mom’s donkey eats my homework and then laughs at it.

3

a person so ignorant they think the moon is made of cheese and it’s totally okay.

My friend thinks the moon is a pizza and that’s just life.

My teacher tried to explain gravity and he thought it was a joke.

My brother tried to eat the moon and now he’s stuck in space.

4

a person who thinks they’re a pro gamer but they can’t even shoot straight.

My cousin tried to kill a chicken in Call of Duty and failed.

My brother thinks he’s a sniper but he can’t even hit a target.

My friend tried to play Fortnite and he got killed by a duck.

5

a man who thinks he’s a king but he’s just a rich guy with a bad haircut.

My dad thinks he’s a king but he still can’t cook.

My uncle thinks he’s the president but he just screams at people.

My neighbor thinks he’s a king but he just lives in a house.

6

a person you see at a party and you know they're going to be an asshole for the rest of the night.

My friend came to the party and immediately started a fight with the DJ.

My cousin walked in and started making fun of my dog.

The guy at the bar tried to flirt with my mom and she just laughed.

7

a drink that tastes like regret, stupidity, and regret again.

I drank it and now I'm regretting my life choices.

My friend tried it and now he can't stop crying.

My mom drank it and now she's arguing with the fridge.