jacking ape

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Jacking ape is a mean way to call someone who’s doing something so gross it makes everyone else want to leave. It’s like when a kid starts eating a sandwich in the middle of a movie and no one can focus anymore.
My cousin got called a jacking ape for taking off his pants in the library.
The teacher yelled, 'You’re a jacking ape!' after I started drawing on the walls.
At the concert, the guy behind me got called a jacking ape for sniffing my hair.
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A jacking ape is someone who’s doing something so stupid it makes the whole group look bad. It’s like when someone starts a fight at a pizza place and everyone loses their appetite.
My friend got called a jacking ape for eating a whole pie in the classroom.
At the park, a guy started dancing to a song no one else heard and became a jacking ape.
I got called a jacking ape for talking to my pet goldfish during math class.
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Being a jacking ape means you’re doing something so weird it makes people laugh until they cry. It’s like when a kid starts singing in the grocery store and no one can stop giggling.
My brother got called a jacking ape for wearing a hat inside the house.
At the party, I got called a jacking ape for talking to the ceiling.
My neighbor got called a jacking ape for eating a sock.
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A jacking ape is someone who’s being so annoying it feels like the whole world is against you. It’s like when a kid won’t stop tapping their foot during a test and everyone gets distracted.
My mom got called a jacking ape for singing in the shower at 3 a. m.
At the restaurant, my dad got called a jacking ape for talking to the waiter like he was his best friend.
I got called a jacking ape for eating a whole bag of chips during the movie.
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Jacking ape is when you're so dumb it feels like you're making the universe cringe. It's like when you try to eat a whole cake in one bite and it makes everyone laugh.
My uncle got called a jacking ape for trying to climb the tree in his underwear.
At the game, I got called a jacking ape for shouting my lunch order to the whole stadium.
My friend got called a jacking ape for wearing socks with sandals to the school dance.
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