Jacking a Penguin

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Stealing a penguin like it's your last piece of pizza and you're not going to share

I jacked a penguin right in front of its mom and she cried like a baby

He stole a penguin during a family reunion and no one knew what was going on

I took a penguin from a kid who was just trying to make friends

Putting your dirty penguin business on a penguin like it's your ex and you're still mad about the breakup

She jacked a penguin in the middle of a park and no one stopped her

He did it in front of the whole school and got a detention for it

They took a penguin from a kid who just wanted to eat lunch in peace

Stealing a penguin in front of their whole family and then laughing so hard you might cry

I took a penguin right in front of its whole clan and they were all confused

He stole a penguin from a kid who was just trying to survive

They jacked a penguin in front of the whole town and no one did anything

Whatever you think it means, but probably something stupid and embarrassing

I thought it was just stealing a penguin, but it turned out to be way worse

He said it was just a penguin, but it was actually a whole thing

She didn’t know what it meant and now she’s stuck with it