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When you hold your poop like it's the last piece of pizza and slowly let it out like you're giving a royal shit gift, then suck it back in like you're eating a rotten sock.
My mom tried to jack a deuce during the school play and it was the worst thing I've ever seen.
He was jacking a deuce in the middle of the grocery store and no one said a word.
I was jacking a deuce on the bus and the kid next to me just stared at me like I was a monster.