Jacking a box

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You rip a hole in a box and stuff your nuts inside it like you’re trying to make it smell like a fart.
I jacked a box in the middle of the lunchroom and my coworker started crying.
I took a pizza box and jammed my junk in it so hard it almost collapsed.
My sister jacked a box and it made my dog run away.
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You stick your tongue up your partner’s butt while you’re getting ready to have sex.
He jacked me in the box during a Zoom date and my mom walked in.
My boyfriend jacked me in the box while I was making breakfast.
She jacked me in the box right in front of my boss.
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You jerk off in your office while everyone else is working and pretending to be busy.
He jacked a box at his desk and his boss walked in like it was a fire drill.
She jacked a box during a meeting and everyone started laughing.
My coworker jacked a box and it made the printer go crazy.
4
A hot girl unzips your pants and gives you a blow job so fast that you cum in her face before you even touch her.
She jacked me in the box at the mall and I got a free soda.
He jacked me in the box at the gym and I got a free membership.
She jacked me in the box during a video call and my mom was watching.
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You call your old job ‘Jack in the Box’ to avoid talking about it and it’s now a worldwide joke.
At my old job, we called it Jack in the Box and it spread to other cities.
My old company was Jack in the Box and now everyone laughs about it.
We called our old job Jack in the Box and it became a meme.
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You’re having sex with a girl and your brother walks in, jacks off, and shoots cum all over her face.
My brother jacked me in the box and it was like a horror movie.
He jacked me in the box and my girlfriend ran out crying.
My brother jacked me in the box and my dog got covered in cum.
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You reply to every message so fast that you make your love life go from hot to zero.
I replied to her message so fast that she thought I was cheating.
He replied to every text so fast that he lost his girlfriend.
I replied so fast that my ex got confused and left.
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