Jackin' Your Dick

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When you lose your mind and start doing something stupid instead of what you were supposed to be doing

I was supposed to finish my math homework, but I spent two hours drawing mustaches on my teacher's face.

She was trying to pass her driving test, but she spent the whole time singing to the radio.

He was trying to win the game, but he kept arguing with the ref about the color of the sky.

When you get so sidetracked by something tiny that you forget about everything else, like your brain is on fire

I was trying to cook dinner, but I got distracted by my cat fighting with a sock.

She was trying to study for her test, but she kept texting her ex.

He was trying to win the race, but he stopped to argue with a pigeon.

When you drop everything important just to do something dumb that doesn't even matter

I was trying to finish my report, but I spent the whole time playing video games.

She was trying to get ready for her date, but she kept watching cat videos.

He was trying to pass his class, but he spent all his time talking trash to his friend.

When you forget what you were doing just to do something that makes zero sense

I was trying to clean my room, but I spent two hours arguing with my brother about the meaning of life.

She was trying to finish her project, but she kept texting her crush.

He was trying to win the game, but he kept singing show tunes to the crowd.

When you get so distracted by something dumb that you forget why you were even doing anything in the first place

I was trying to finish my test, but I spent the whole time texting my friend about lunch.

She was trying to get ready for work, but she kept watching TikTok videos.

He was trying to win the fight, but he kept arguing with the referee about the color of his socks.