Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to rub your doodie with your doodie and hope it gets you off

Bro just jackin yo johnson in the back of the bus like it's a job

He was jackin yo johnson in the grocery store and forgot about the eggs

I saw my dad jackin yo johnson in the garage and he didn't even notice me

2

when you take your meat and do the thing that makes you feel like a god

She was jackin yo johnson in the bathroom during lunch and got caught

He jackin yo johnson in the car while his mom was driving

My brother jackin yo johnson on the couch and spilled soda on the floor

3

when you take a break from your brain to get your brain back

He jackin yo johnson during math class and got a zero

She jackin yo johnson on the stairs and tripped

I jackin yo johnson in the hallway and got caught by the principal

4

when you take your thing and do the thing that makes your thing happy

He jackin yo johnson in the kitchen while making breakfast

She jackin yo johnson in the shower and the water turned cold

I jackin yo johnson in the park and got yelled at by a cop

5

when you take your man meat and do the thing that makes you feel like a man

He jackin yo johnson in the gym and everyone was watching

She jackin yo johnson in the car and got a ticket

I jackin yo johnson in the library and got shushed

6

when you take your thing and make it go to town

He jackin yo johnson in the restaurant and the waiter was confused

She jackin yo johnson on the bus and no one said anything

I jackin yo johnson in the hallway and got caught by the teacher