Jackin the Crane

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Chopping wood like it owes you money and your axe is mad at you

That tree better not laugh at me or I'll chop it into pieces

I swung the axe so hard I scared the squirrels out of the forest

My arms are sore because I kept cutting wood until my hands were numb

Smashing wood with an axe until it looks like it got beat up by a gang

I chopped that log so much it looked like it had a black eye

The wood was so broken it could barely stand up straight

I hit the wood so hard it made my axe cry

Using an axe like it's your last chance to prove you're not a weakling

I chopped that tree just to show everyone I’m not afraid of wood

I swung the axe so fast I think it might have broken the sound barrier

I cut wood until my hands were bleeding and my axe was proud of me